• friend: hey whats up
  • me: MAKING CLICKING NOISES WITH MY TEETH
  • friend: thats nice.....why?
  • me: IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A PIRANHA
did-you-kno:

A group of cats is called a clowder.
Source

did-you-kno:

A group of cats is called a clowder.

Source

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xxwolfs-rainxx:

Kaonashi ♥♥♥♥♥

xxwolfs-rainxx:

Kaonashi ♥♥♥♥♥

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dragonpie:

gender8end-spider8itch:

saverockandrolloncarinsurance:

mamafrerard:

what if when you smoked, the smoke you blow out is the color of the emotion you are feeling. 

i’m feeling a little gay today

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its a metaphor

this fucking website

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hitlervevo:

heytinaloser:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

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why is the gif so accurate

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titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

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medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

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spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

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sassy-gay-jake-english:

daydreamdryad:

have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought

wow

how did i get so lucky

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yeah

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  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

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strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to share a bed with your best friend.

teamheichou:

snitchwings:

bishojosailorsenshi:

crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

Several of my family members think it’s wrong. Myself and a couple friends think it’s totally okay. I want to know what the rest of you think.

Pssh. I wouldnt let my best friend sleep on the floor! Plus you have a snuggle buddy!

Wrong? Wow, er. That’s awkward, I’ve shared a bed with virtually all my friends.

I really don’t think twice about it. Seems normal to me.

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tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO

I CAN CONFIRM

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